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My Jagaban Move That Turned Into A Tragedy πŸ˜ͺ

Hey guys!
It’s been a while and I must confess I miss you.
What have I been doing?  I have been writing my final exams.  And yes,  you are right.  I am now a graduate… Not “certified” yet,  but a graduate nonetheless. I feel like a baddie right now…😎

I finished my final papers last week Tuesday,  and in as much as I believe the “Lord is good”, I cannot help but feel like my village people put in some of their best effort to tamper with the whole process.

The course I wrote that day was scary for everyone.  We dreaded the course,  partly because the lecturer didn’t bother enough to teach us anything and also because we have heard stories of how people failed the course. (there was this person I was helping out to register the course with 2004 registration number😱). Yeah, it’s that scary.

I read for that course like no man’s business πŸ˜₯ only for me to enter the exam hall and discover that the questions did not look familiar πŸ˜ͺ. (This cannot be my destiny 😒). When I looked round, I discovered I was not alone.  Everyone was looking like they swallowed flagyl.
We wrote it anyway, by hook or by crook. πŸ˜™

After the exams, we were jubilating and waiting for our D. J to show, so we would gyrate round school, the guy dissapointed us. Some lost hope and left,  but just when I was about to go too, we heard jamming from a distance. God sent us another D.J.

We took off shouting and dancing… In the excitement of it all,  I forgot myself… I felt I can do anything… I be anything… I felt I can be Wonder Woman, so I hopped on a moving vehicle and started shouting… In that moment… Nothing mattered… I was jagaban 😎.
Until people started yelling at me to come down, it was not safe, I wasn’t strong enough bla bla bla… 😏 They became persistent, so in my mind I was like, fine πŸ˜‘; But I must come down in style so as to prove to them that I’m a total baddie…😎.

Ladies and gentlemen, the car was still moving,  my village people were still whispering in my ears that I can be Wonder Woman if I dared.  I listened to them and decided to jump down from the moving vehicle.  Just when I thought I was about to burst a move, I found my self on the ground. 😭 I remember tumbling but it all happened so fast…πŸ€•

This was the result of my jagaban move.

It’s actually a miracle that I didn’t sustain any serious injury…except of course the one my pride sustained. πŸ˜ͺ

πŸ–ŠThick Girl


  1. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ .. serves u ryt 😜😜

  2. Lol… You were supposed to be sympathetic πŸ™„

  3. Gifty says:

    LolπŸ˜‚…the adrenaline rush could sometimes be a bish

    1. thatthickgirl says:

      Lol. I am telling you 😁😁

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    1. thatthickgirl says:

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